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  She hadn’t much listened to him. She had thought, firstly, that he was a fool and, secondly, that he did mean to hurt her. And she acknowledged that he had a certain right. If, after she had been off with another man, she asked this one still to extend to her the honour of his name and the shelter of his roof, she had no right to object to his terms. Her only decent revenge on him was to live afterwards with such equanimity as to let him know the mortification of failure.

  But at Lobscheid he had talked a lot of nonsense, as it had seemed to her: a mixture of prophecy and politics. The Chancellor of the Exchequer of that date had been putting pressure on the great landlords; the great landlords had been replying by cutting down their establishments and closing their town houses – not to any great extent, but enough to make a very effective gesture of it, and so as to raise a considerable clamour from footmen and milliners. The Tietjenses – both of them – were of the great landowning class: they could adopt that gesture of shutting up their Mayfair house and going to live in a wilderness. All the more if they made their wilderness a thoroughly comfortable affair!

  He had counselled her to present this aspect of the matter to her mother’s cousin, the morosely portentous Rugeley. Rugeley was a great landowner – almost the greatest of all; and he was a landowner obsessed with a sense of his duties both to his dependants and his even remote relatives. Sylvia had only, Tietjens said, to go to the Duke and tell him that the Chancellor’s exactions had forced them to this move, but that they had done it partly as a protest, and the Duke would accept it almost as a personal tribute to himself. He couldn’t, even as a protest, be expected to shut up Mexborough or reduce his expenses. But, if his humbler relatives spiritedly did, he would almost certainly make it up to them. And Rugeley’s favours were on the portentous scale of everything about him. ‘I shouldn’t wonder,’ Tietjens had said, ‘if he didn’t lend you the Rugeley box to entertain in.’

  And that is exactly what had happened.

  The Duke – who must have kept a register of his remotest cousins – had, shortly before their return to London, heard that this young couple had parted with every prospect of a large and disagreeable scandal. He had approached Mrs. Satterthwaite – for whom he had a gloomy affection – and he had been pleased to hear that the rumour was a gross libel. So that, when the young couple actually turned up again – from Russia! – Rugeley, who perceived that they were not only together, but to all appearances quite united, was determined not only to make it up to them, but to show, in order to abash their libellers, as signal a mark of his favour as he could without inconvenience to himself. He, therefore, twice – being a widower – invited Mrs. Satterthwaite to entertain for him, Sylvia to invite the guests, and then had Mrs. Tietjens’ name placed on the roll of those who could have the Rugeley box at the opera, on application at the Rugeley estate office, when it wasn’t wanted. This was a very great privilege and Sylvia had known how to make the most of it.

  On the other hand, on the occasion of their conversation at Lobscheid, Tietjens had prophesied what at the time seemed to her a lot of tosh. It had been two or three years before, but Tietjens had said that about the time grouse-shooting began, in 1914, a European conflagration would take place which would shut up half the houses in Mayfair and beggar their inhabitants. He had patiently supported his prophecy with financial statistics as to the approaching bankruptcy of various European powers and the growingly acquisitive skill and rapacity of the inhabitants of Great Britain. She had listened to that with some attention: it had seemed to her rather like the usual nonsense talked in country houses – where, irritatingly, he never talked. But she liked to be able to have a picturesque fact or two with which to support herself when she too, to hold attention, wanted to issue moving statements as to revolutions, anarchies and strife in the offing. And she had noticed that when she magpied Tietjens’ conversations more serious men in responsible positions were apt to argue with her and to pay her more attention than before… .

  And now, walking along the table with her plate in her hand, she could not but acknowledge that, triumphantly – and very comfortably for her! – Tietjens had been right! In the third year of the war it was very convenient to have a dwelling, cheap, comfortable, almost august and so easy to work that you could have, at a pinch, run it with one maid, though the faithful Hullo Central had not let it come to that yet… .

  Being near Tietjens she lifted her plate, which contained two cold cutlets in aspic and several leaves of salad; she wavered a little to one side and, with a circular motion of her hand, let the whole contents fly at Tietjens’ head. She placed the plate on the table and drifted slowly towards the enormous mirror over the fireplace.

  ‘I’m bored,’ she said. ‘Bored! Bored!’

  Tietjens had moved slightly as she had thrown. The cutlets and most of the salad leaves had gone over his shoulder. But one, couched, very green leaf was on his shoulder-strap, and the oil and vinegar from the plate – Sylvia knew that she took too much of all condiments – had splashed from the revers of his tunic to his green staff-badges. She was glad that she had hit him as much as that: it meant that her marksmanship had not been quite rotten. She was glad, too, that she had missed him. She was also supremely indifferent. It had occurred to her to do it and she had done it. Of that she was glad!

  She looked at herself for some time in the mirror of bluish depths. She pressed her immense bandeaux with both hands on to her ears. She was all right: high-featured; alabaster complexion – but that was mostly the mirror’s doing – beautiful, long, cool hands – what man’s forehead wouldn’t long for them? … And that hair! What man wouldn’t think of it, unloosed on white shoulders! … Well, Tietjens wouldn’t! Or, perhaps, he did … she hoped he did, curse him, for he never saw that sight. Obviously sometimes, at night, with a little whisky taken he must want to!

  She rang the bell and bade Hullo Central sweep the plateful from the carpet; Hullo Central, tall and dark, looking with wide-open eyes, motionlessly at nothing.

  Sylvia went along the bookshelves, pausing over a book back, ‘Vitae Hominum Notiss …’ in gilt, irregular capitals pressed deep into the old leather. At the first long window she supported herself by the blind-cord. She looked out and back into the room.

  ‘There’s that veiled woman!’ she said, ‘going into eleven… . It’s two o’clock, of course… .’

  She looked at her husband’s back hard, the clumsy khaki back that was getting round-shouldered now. Hard! She wasn’t going to miss a motion or a stiffening.

  ‘I’ve found out who it is!’ she said, ‘and who she goes to. I got it out of the porter.’ She waited. Then she added:

  ‘It’s the woman you travelled down from Bishop’s Auckland with. On the day war was declared.’

  Tietjens turned solidly round in his chair. She knew he would do that out of stiff politeness, so it meant nothing.

  His face was whitish in the pale light, but it was always whitish since he had come back from France and passed his day in a tin hut among dust heaps. He said:

  ‘So you saw me!’ But that, too, was mere politeness.

  She said:

  ‘Of course the whole crowd of us from Claudine’s saw you! It was old Campion who said she was a Mrs… . I’ve forgotten the name.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘I imagined he would know her. I saw him looking in from the corridor!’

  She said:

  ‘Is she your mistress, or only Macmaster’s, or the mistress of both of you? It would be like you to have a mistress in common… . She’s got a mad husband, hasn’t she? A clergyman.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘She hasn’t!’

  Sylvia checked suddenly in her next questions, and Tietjens, who in these discussions never manœuvred for position, said:

  ‘She has been Mrs. Macmaster over six months.’

  Sylvia said:

  ‘She married him then the day after her husband’s death.’

  She drew a long br
eath and added:

  ‘I don’t care… . She has been coming here every Friday for three years… . I tell you I shall expose her unless that little beast pays you to-morrow the money he owes you… . God knows you need it!’ She said then hurriedly, for she didn’t know how Tietjens might take that proposition:

  ‘Mrs. Wannop rang up this morning to know who was … oh! … the evil genius of the Congress of Vienna. Who, by the by, is Mrs. Wannop’s secretary? She wants to see you this afternoon. About war babies!’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Mrs. Wannop hasn’t got a secretary. It’s her daughter who does her ringing-up.’

  ‘The girl,’ Sylvia said, ‘you were so potty about at that horrible afternoon Macmaster gave. Has she had a war baby by you? They all say she’s your mistress.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘No, Miss Wannop isn’t my mistress. Her mother has had a commission to write an article about war babies. I told her yesterday there weren’t any war babies to speak of, and she’s upset because she won’t be able to make a sensational article. She wants to try and make me change my mind.’

  Sylvia said:

  ‘It was Miss Wannop at that beastly affair of your friend’s?’ Sylvia asked. ‘And I suppose the woman who received was Mrs. What’s-er-name: your other mistress. An unpleasant show. I don’t think much of your taste. The one where all the horrible geniuses in London were? There was a man like a rabbit talked to me about how to write poetry.’

  ‘That’s no good as an identification of the party,’ Tietjens said. ‘Macmaster gives a party every Friday, not Saturday. He has for years. Mrs. Macmaster goes there every Friday. To act as hostess. She has for years. Miss Wannop goes there every Friday after she has done work for her mother. To support Mrs. Macmaster… .’

  ‘She has for years!’ Sylvia mocked him. ‘And you go there every Friday! to croodle over Miss Wannop. Oh, Christopher!’ – she adopted a mock pathetic voice – ‘I never did have much opinion of your taste … but not that! Don’t let it be that. Put her back. She’s too young for you… .’

  ‘All the geniuses in London,’ Tietjens continued equably, ‘go to Macmaster’s every Friday. He has been trusted with the job of giving away Royal Literary Bounty money: that’s why they go. They go: that’s why he was given his C.B.’

  ‘I should not have thought they counted,’ Sylvia said.

  ‘Of course they count,’ Tietjens said. ‘They write for the Press. They can get anybody anything … except themselves!’

  ‘Like you!’ Sylvia said; ‘exactly like you! They’re a lot of bribed squits.’

  ‘Oh, no,’ Tietjens said. ‘It isn’t done obviously or discreditably. Don’t believe that Macmaster distributes forty-pounders yearly of bounty on condition that he gets advancement. He hasn’t, himself, the least idea of how it works, except by his atmosphere.’

  ‘I never knew a beastlier atmosphere,’ Sylvia said. ‘It reeked of rabbits’ food.’

  ‘You’re quite mistaken,’ Tietjens said; ‘that is the Russian leather of the backs of the specially bound presentation copies in the large bookcase.’

  ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about,’ Sylvia said. ‘What are presentation copies? I should have thought you’d had enough of the beastly Russian smells Kiev stunk of.’

  Tietjens considered for a moment.

  ‘No! I don’t remember it,’ he said. ‘Kiev? … Oh, it’s where we were …’

  ‘You put half your mother’s money,’ Sylvia said, ‘into the Government of Kiev 12½ per cent. City Tramways… .’

  At that Tietjens certainly winced, a type of wincing that Sylvia hadn’t wanted.

  ‘You’re not fit to go out to-morrow,’ she said. ‘I shall wire to old Campion.’

  ‘Mrs. Duchemin,’ Tietjens said woodenly. ‘Mrs. Macmaster that is, also used to burn a little incense in the room before the parties… . Those Chinese stinks … what do they call them? Well, it doesn’t matter’; he added that resignedly. Then he went on: ‘Don’t you make any mistake. Mrs. Macmaster is a very superior woman. Enormously efficient! Tremendously respected. I shouldn’t advise even you to come up against her, now she’s in the saddle.’

  Mrs. Tietjens said:

  ‘That sort of woman!’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘I don’t say you ever will come up against her. Your spheres differ. But, if you do, don’t … I say it because you seem to have got your knife into her.’

  ‘I don’t like that sort of thing going on under my windows,’ Sylvia said.

  Tietjens said:

  ‘What sort of thing? … I was trying to tell you a little about Mrs. Macmaster … she’s like the woman who was the mistress of the man who burned the other fellow’s horrid book… . I can’t remember the names.’

  Sylvia said quickly:

  ‘Don’t try!’ In a slower tone she added: ‘I don’t in the least want to know… .’

  ‘Well, she was an Egeria!’ Tietjens said. ‘An inspiration to the distinguished. Mrs. Macmaster is all that. The geniuses swarm round her, and with the really select ones she corresponds. She writes superior letters, about the Higher Morality usually; very delicate in feeling. Scotch naturally. When they go abroad she sends them snatches of London literary happenings; well done, mind you! And then, every now and then, she slips in something she wants Macmaster to have. But with great delicacy… . Say it’s this C.B… . she transfuses into the minds of Genius One, Two and Three the idea of a C.B. for Macmaster… . Genius No. One lunches with the Deputy Sub-Patronage Secretary, who looks after literary honours and lunches with geniuses to get the gossip… .’

  ‘Why,’ Sylvia said, ‘did you lend Macmaster all that money?’ Sylvia asked… .

  ‘Mind you,’ Tietjens continued his own speech, ‘it’s perfectly proper. That’s the way patronage is distributed in this country; it’s the way it should be. The only clean way. Mrs. Duchemin backs Macmaster because he’s a first-class fellow for his job. And she is an influence over the geniuses because she’s a first-class person for hers… . She represents the higher, nicer morality for really nice Scots. Before long she will be getting tickets stopped from being sent to people for the Academy soirées. She already does it for the Royal Bounty dinners. A little later, when Macmaster is knighted for bashing the French in the eye, she’ll have a tiny share in auguster assemblies… . Those people have to ask somebody for advice. Well, one day you’ll want to present some débutante. And you won’t get a ticket… .’

  ‘Then I’m glad,’ Sylvia exclaimed, ‘that I wrote to Brownie’s uncle about the woman. I was a little sorry this morning because, from what Glorvina told me, you’re in such a devil of a hole… .’

  ‘Who’s Brownie’s uncle?’ Tietjens asked. ‘Lord … Lord … The banker! I know Brownie’s in his uncle’s bank.’

  ‘Port Scatho!’ Sylvia said. ‘I wish you wouldn’t act forgetting people’s names. You overdo it.’

  Tietjens’ face went a shade whiter… .

  ‘Port Scatho,’ he said, ‘is the chairman of the Inn Billeting Committees, of course. And you wrote to him?’

  ‘I’m sorry,’ Sylvia said. ‘I mean I’m sorry I said that about your forgetting… . I wrote to him and said that as a resident of the Inn I objected to your mistress – he knows the relationship, of course! – creeping in every Friday under a heavy veil and creeping out every Saturday at four in the morning.’

  ‘Lord Port Scatho knows about my relationship,’ Tietjens began.

  ‘He saw her in your arms in the train,’ Sylvia said. ‘It upset Brownie so much he offered to shut down your overdraft and return any cheques you had out marked R.D.’

  ‘To please you?’ Tietjens asked. ‘Do bankers do that sort of thing? It’s a new light on British society.’

  ‘I suppose bankers try to please their women friends, like other men,’ Sylvia said. ‘I told him very emphatically it wouldn’t please me … But …’ She hesitated: ‘I wouldn’t give him a chance to get back o
n you. I don’t want to interfere in your affairs. But Brownie doesn’t like you… .’

  ‘He wants you to divorce me and marry him?’ Tietjens asked.

  ‘How did you know?’ Sylvia asked indifferently. ‘I let him give me lunch now and then because it’s convenient to have him manage my affairs, you being away… . But of course he hates you for being in the army. All the men who aren’t hate all the men that are. And, of course, when there’s a woman between them the men who aren’t do all they can to do the others in. When they’re bankers they have a pretty good pull… .’

  ‘I suppose they have,’ Tietjens said, vaguely; ‘of course they would have… .’

  Sylvia abandoned the blind-cord on which she had been dragging with one hand. In order that light might fall on her face and give more impressiveness to her words, for, in a minute or two, when she felt brave enough, she meant really to let him have her bad news! – she drifted to the fireplace. He followed her round, turning on his chair to give her his face.

  She said:

  ‘Look here, it’s all the fault of this beastly war, isn’t it? Can you deny it? … I mean that decent, gentlemanly fellows like Brownie have turned into beastly squits!’

  ‘I suppose it is,’ Tietjens said dully. ‘Yes, certainly it is. You’re quite right. It’s the incidental degeneration of the heroic impulse: if the heroic impulse has too even a strain put on it the incidental degeneration gets the upper hand. That accounts for the Brownies … all the Brownies … turning squits… .’

  ‘Then why do you go on with it?’ Sylvia said. ‘God knows I could wangle you out if you’d back me in the least little way.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Thanks! I prefer to remain in it… . How else am I to get a living? …’

  ‘You know then,’ Sylvia exclaimed almost shrilly. ‘You know that they won’t have you back in the office if they can find a way of getting you out… .’